ABC’s The Love Boat

The Love Boat, 70’s hit,

Saturday’s at 8 pm,

Cheesy, yet glorious, too.

Cruising on the sea,

Stubing and Gopher at helm,

Love blooms on boat's deck.

Ship sets sail at night,

Drinks flow, Gopher and Isaac,

Love Boat's shining bright.

Charo, Vicki too,

Guest stars bring charms on board ship,

Love Boat sails anew.

Love stories unfold,

Captain keeps things in order,

Smiles on every face.

Dream cruise for them all,

New guest stars sail every week,

Love Boat never stalls.

Ship's horn blows at dawn,

Couples find love in the sun,

Gopher's work is done.

Captain's at the helm,

Julie looks for love abound,

High seas, romance realm.

70’s and 80’s stars abound,

Betty White, Mrs. Brady,

Don Knotts, Zsa Zsa Gabor, too.

On deck, Charo shines,

Singing and dancing, delight,

Cuchi-cuchi, wow!

Before he was big,

Tom Hanks sailed on the Love Boat,

Comedy and charm.

Stars on the high seas,

The Love Boat, exciting and new,

We’re expecting you.