The SpongeBob Drama Calls for a Haiku

Today, there was a lot of online drama about what the SpongeBob character, Mr. Krabs would look like if he was human. Specifically, whether he’d be black or white. If you have time to follow that nonsense, you have time to read a few haikus about this incredible cartoon.

SpongeBob's laughter floats,

Bikini Bottom's joy bursts,

Squidward's scowl remains.

SpongeBob's sunny heart,

Patrick's friendship never wanes,

Jellyfishing fun.

Pineapple abode,

SpongeBob's sanctuary bright,

Gary meows with glee.

Sandy's Texas strength,

SpongeBob's karate prowess,

Bikini Bottom's awe.

Mr. Krabs' gold lust,

SpongeBob flips Krabby Patties,

Savor the sea's taste.

Plankton's evil schemes,

SpongeBob's naivety pure,

Chum Bucket's demise.

Squilliam's haughty air,

SpongeBob's earnestness triumphs,

Marching band success.

Mermaid Man's old age,

SpongeBob's superhero dreams,

Barnacle Boy's sigh.

SpongeBob's pineapple,

Squidward's clarinet lament,

Harmony amidst.