Cracker Barrel
From cracker barrel,
Biscuits rise with golden grace,
Buttery delight.
From cracker barrel,
Biscuits rise with golden grace,
Buttery delight.
Thirsty Thursday
Mint leaves gently stirred,
Rum's cool embrace in each sip,
Mojito's sweet breeze.
Whiskey's timeless charm,
Bitters, sugar, orange zest,
Old Fashioned's grace.
Haikus Not For Lactose Intolerant
Dairy Month arrives,
Celebrating farmers' toil,
Milk's nourishing grace.
Dairy Month's embrace,
Honors farmers, gifts they share,
Nature's bounty thrives.
Craving A Patty Melt
Rye bread's gentle hold,
Patty melt's blissful union,
Melts hearts with its warmth.
Patty melt whispers,
Caramelized onion's tale,
Flavor symphony.
Lucky Charms-Cereal Not Trinkets
Beneath morning sun,
Lucky Charms' rainbow of hope
Awakens my day.
Crunchy oats embrace,
Marshmallow treasures so sweet,
Lucky Charms delight.
The Devil’s in These Haikus
Tasty deviled eggs,
Been a thing since ancient times,
More than just mayo.
Travel back to Caesar,
In Ancient Rome they appear,
Feasting on eggs with spices.
Stuff Our Crust with Pizza Hut Haikus
Stuffed crust makes us drool,
An ode to Pizza Hut a must,
Personal pan please!
Kansas, fifty-eight
Carney brothers' pizza dream
Pizza Hut is born.
Velveeta - The Haiku Collection
Tangy and melty,
Velveeta’s divine.
Brick of Americana.
Culture's reference point,
Breakfast Club and Simpsons fame,
Velveeta is seen.